We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.
me pitching a show to netflix: okay so queer eye but instead the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it
Queere Eye for an Eye
Naming your kid after yourself is like making a second character in a video game because the first one was shit
Sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone
If you managed to draw a penis on a vampires forehead, he would never be able to see it.